question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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