Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
