What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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