New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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