Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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