what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You dont lie about slip and slides
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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