I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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