Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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