I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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