I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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