"it" just moved
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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