I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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