Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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