he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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