There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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