It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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