trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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