Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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