yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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