fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
