I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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