she was so not down for the gang bang
Your dad touched me again.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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