The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We are all done wearing pants today
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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