Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
do herpes really smell.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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