no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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