Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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