Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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