No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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