I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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