I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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