I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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