How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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