Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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