Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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