I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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