we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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