try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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