great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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