what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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