what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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