At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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