my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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