So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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