You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
