fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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