he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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