Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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