still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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