in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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