fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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