Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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