did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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