Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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