suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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