I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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