Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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