And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
