So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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