hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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