Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
When are your genitals available?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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