Dual....:-)
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
