So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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