When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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