it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
